Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?
Me: *sits with family*
Me: *gets insulted by entire family*
Me: *goes back to bedroom*

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

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*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*

Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.

180mph:

genetics is a fucked up and unfair game

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kankrivantas:

do you ever think really awful thoughts and suddenly become aware that you are not a good person

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